If you’re going to lie to me, at least be good at it. But you can’t do even that.

You’ve lied to us so much to the point where you actually confuse yourself. I hear a different story every time I talk to you and you don’t even remember what you told me because nothing is the truth. And in honesty, I’m offended that you think that I’m dumb enough to believe your bullshit.

The only thing you know how to do is degrade others to make yourself feel better. Stop walking around acting all superior; you’re too shameless for your own good and I pity you.